Mannequin. 1987. Dir. Michael Gottlieb. With Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall, Estelle Getty, James Spader, G.W. Bailey, Carole Davis, Steve Vinovich, Christopher Maher, Phyllis Newman, Meshach Taylor. Written by Edward Rugoff and Michael Gottlieb.
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Mannequin gets quite a bit of mileage out of the likability and charm of its two leads, Kim Cattrall and Andrew McCarthy. Their natural chemistry helps make the ridiculousness and goofy energy of this film memorable. This movie is proof that the right actors can make a dumb movie much more entertaining.
Released in that magical year for trash cinema 1987, Mannequin was a hit with audiences, and a target for critics, who hated it. If you are looking for an intelligent romantic comedy, look elsewhere; this ain’t it. Mannequin has all the wit of an eighties sitcom stretched out to feature film length, which is basically what it is. At just about 90 minutes, this thing drags plenty.
But, I still enjoyed it. It is unbelievably over-the-top, but maybe because of that, it works. Along with Working Girl, this is one of the most unrelentingly, aesthetically “80’s” films ever made. I mean, the soundtrack featuring Starship’s Oscar nominated hit song “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now,” Andrew McCarthy, the hairstyles, James Spader, the dated sexual politics; this thing screams “Eighties!!!”
Kim Cattrall plays Egyptian princess Emmy who mysteriously disappears, wanders in spirit form for thousands of years, before she ends up inhabiting a mannequin in Philadelphia, designed by the free-spirit artistic Jonathan, played by Andrew McCarthy. He winds up working at a failing department store, where he and the relentlessly stereotypical but lovable Hollywood Montrose (played with flair and very little political correctness by Meshach Taylor) end up making the store popular again with their window designs featuring the mannequin.
Of course, the mannequin and Jonathan fall in love, which is kind of weird because Emmy only comes to life for Jonathan, and everyone else thinks Jonathan is a creepy artistic genius who is always making out with a mannequin. The film’s mannequin logic and the rules of Emmy’s magic are very unclear, which is probably not too surprising.
The supporting cast is pretty solid, with Estelle Getty playing the kooky but supportive owner of the department store, James Spader, in glorious nerd mode, as the sniveling bad guy (shockingly), and the great G.W. Bailey as the nasty security guard Felix Maxwell. Carole Davis plays Andrew McCarthy’s ex girlfriend Roxie.
This movie has probably not aged too well in many respects, but as a time capsule to another time, it’s entertainingly awful.